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Top 50 Chuck Norris Facts & Jokes
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
- Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero
- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
- Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
- The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. Continue reading »