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Chuck Norris Facts

Top 50 Chuck Norris Facts & Jokes


    1. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
    2. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
    3. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
    4. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
    5. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
    6. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
    7. Chuck Norris can divide by zero
    8. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
    9. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
    10. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
    11. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
    12. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
    13. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
    14. Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
    15. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. Continue reading »
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