Random Dear Blank Please Blank Messages

If you’re looking for some random messages from anyone to anything, Dear Blank Please Blank has a few you may enjoy. You can even create your own. Here are a few random funny messages.


Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma…

Sincerely, the Titanic.

Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely, Canada

Dear aunties,

Please stop poking me at weddings saying, “You’re next” or I’ll start doing it to you at funerals.

Sincerely, 23 and single.

Dear Nickelback,

That’s enough.

Sincerely, the world.

Dear Yahoo,

I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” just saying…

Sincerely, Google

Dear Facebook,

Just wait, one day they’ll abandon you as well.

Sincerely, Myspace


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